Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A.D.H.D. Attack...

Have I mentioned I'm writing a book?  It's a memoir about the last four years of my life and how everything before my near-fatal accident prepared me for that moment, completely unbeknown to me.. Well, obviously, I would have never predicted everything I went through was because I was going to hit a tree and almost die from it...

I wish some things were simpler in life.  Like, for example, in dating.... Why the games???? Really, why?  My friend Nancy, a fellow blogger - the window to my sol - said once (I'm totally paraphrasing here) that online dating was the worst, because you have to break up with people you haven't even met yet... I'm exhausted with it.  Why can't my Prince Charming come knocking on my door and we automatically fall in love and live happily ever after...?  Another thing I absolutely "love" about online dating is the "how do you have sex?" question.. "Hello, brain surgeon, just because I can't walk, it doesn't mean I stopped being a woman!" Honestly, do they think I'm half alien now?  If they take off my pants, are they afraid they'll see reptile's skin...?  I'm tellin' ya!

It's definitely too hot here in South Florida.  I wish I had a house in Maine, like my Orthopedic Surgeon.  He goes away for four months every summer to spend it in beautiful Maine, and comes back to spend the winters here in Florida.  Yeah, I definitely sold myself out with the profession I chose.  Cops get shot at and get pay cuts... And if you're like me, you hit trees and can't even work as a cop or a surgeon anymore!

Another thing on my hit list... I'm very envious of previously mentioned friend, because she went skydiving!  Oh, how I want to kiss the sky.  Feel liberated.  What an awesome feeling... insatiable desire.  Soon, very soon. 

And, to end my ranting.. for anyone who is interested in having a great massage... I found the best massage therapist.. (sorry, Michi, you're the best, but you're not in FL anymore) He's in (Miami) Dadeland area and he rocks.  After only one week of seeing him (3 sessions), I'm pain-killer medication free... Yay for me!

If anyone have any suggestions in helping me out with a book proposal... I'd take all advice.... It's hard work.  Especially the marketing analysis and competitive analysis parts - only because I'm writing a memoir... There are some great people giving me some pretty awesome advice, kudos and criticism on it, so maybe I'm complaining a bit much.. I'm so grateful to them.

1 comment:

sol said...

Thank you for the blog shout out ;) I have no doubt you will successfully publish your memoir AND kiss the sky!! The prince charming part is where I have my doubts but I have high hopes for the both of us!! Love love you girl xoxo